Am I Grammy Or Not?

Mais uns Grammys, mais um carregamento de idiotice que a indústria da música despeja nos olhos do Mundo. Foi ontem que a "National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences" descarregou a sua diarreia de prémios anual. Diarreia por serem uma merda? Não só por isso, também porque há mais categorias de Grammys do que espaço vazio na lista de músicas boas do João Pedro Pais. Parece que este ano, todas as pessoas do Mundo receberam um Grammy numa qualquer categoria! Excepto a Marisa, claro.

Junte-se ao divertimento (blearrrgh!) tentando adivinhar quais das categorias da lista abaixo são categorias reais de um prémio Grammy. A sério, jogue, nada como um bom jogo para aferir a idiotice subjacente a certas coisas. Para saber as respostas seleccione com o rato o espaço a seguir a cada "Grammy Or Not Grammy?". Boa Sorte!

Am I Grammy Or Not?


.Best Instrumental Hip Hop Performance - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Album Notes - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy! (SIM!)

.Best Jazz Instrumental Solo Performance - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Pop Vocal Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Guitar Solo In A Rock Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Alternative Indie Pop Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Alternative Instrumental Indie Pop Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Lymeric Or Haiku Song - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Comedy Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Musical Or Comedy Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Historical Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Instrumental Soloist Performance (Without Orchestra) - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best O.G. Rap Song - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Classical Contemporary Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Actor In Album Or Live Recordance - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Tejano Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Casa Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Pedro Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Banda Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Bluegrass Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Pop\Contemporary Gospel Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Latin Corrido Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Macaca Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Vocative Exclamation Affirming The Likelihood Of Rocking Continuing All Night - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy! (hat-tip para o The Onion)

.Best Visual Art In An Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Sampling Or Engeneering - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Engineered Album, Classical - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Surround Sound Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Small Ensemble Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Classical Crossover Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Children's Spoken Word Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!

.Best Non-Fiction Spoken Word, Audio Book Or Speech Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Album For The Hearing Impaired - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Fudge Slide Rama Album - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Summoning Of The Dead Song - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Not Grammy!

.Best Recording Package - Grammy Or Not Grammy? Grammy!(OH MEU DEUS!)